Best MOAB Memes From Last Week

If we can count on the internet for anything, it’s a never-ending supply of unsubstantiated rage. And if there were a second thing, it would be that the half of the internet that isn’t raging is always mocking the half that is. Last week, the Air Force’s use of the best named ordnance of all time, the MOAB, was a perfect case study. That’s how we ended up … Continue reading Best MOAB Memes From Last Week

U.S. Army Soldier Identifies as Airman, Receives Transition Support

Fayetteville, NC – A Fort Bragg Soldier from the 82nd Airborne Division has come forward saying that he “identifies” more as an Airman. Specialist Bradley Roberts, who has now asked to be referred to as Senior Airman Roberts, describes his journey through this transition. “I’ve always felt different from my peers in the Army—like I didn’t quite belong, or that I had to fake being … Continue reading U.S. Army Soldier Identifies as Airman, Receives Transition Support

Dating a Military Guy As Explained by Apocalypse Now

Dating a military man is a one-of-a-kind experience. Being bravo foxtrot and golf foxtrot is exciting, and comes with its own unique challenges. Having dated an infantryman myself, I have some experience in this arena; from date nights to nights in, three day weekends that you wish would last forever, and all the rest, your man will always have your back. At the end of … Continue reading Dating a Military Guy As Explained by Apocalypse Now

Most ‘Merican Summer Olympic Moments in the last 25 Years—Number 3

2008 Beijing Olympics: Mens 4×100 Freestyle Relay There are so many amazing “Michael Phelps Olympic Moments” that it is a little hard to pick just one. However, this race stands out for one reason that I find especially entertaining – it involves making an arrogant French guy eat his words and look monumentally stupid. Just watching the race a few times on YouTube in the … Continue reading Most ‘Merican Summer Olympic Moments in the last 25 Years—Number 3

Most ‘Merican Summer Olympic Moments in the last 25 Years—Numbers 4 and 5

This is our second installment of the Most ‘Merican Olympic Moments. Here’s part one on the 1992 Dream Team.  1996 Olympics, Atlanta: Michael Johnson 200m Sprint I don’t know what it was about Michael Johnson. Maybe it was his trademark golden shoes that he always wore. You just knew that when he got is feet into the starting blocks, you were about to see something … Continue reading Most ‘Merican Summer Olympic Moments in the last 25 Years—Numbers 4 and 5

Most ‘Merican Summer Olympic Moments in the last 25 Years—Number 6

These days Americans are at each other’s throats about nearly everything. It’s exhausting. I think we can all agree that politicians mostly suck. And people killing other people that don’t deserve to be killed sucks even more. But do you know what doesn’t suck? The athletes of the US Olympic Team. So let’s take a two week break from insulting one another and trying to … Continue reading Most ‘Merican Summer Olympic Moments in the last 25 Years—Number 6

A Message to Americans that Complain about Fireworks

I rarely tell people how to live their lives. This IS America after all. Unfortunately, I need to deviate slightly from my “live and let live” mentality to speak directly to a few of you about something important. You see, celebrating the fourth of July with fireworks is one of the most American things you can do – like standing solemnly during the National Anthem … Continue reading A Message to Americans that Complain about Fireworks

Major League Baseball at Fort Bragg is Awesome

If you build it, they will play. Major League Baseball is building a stadium for one game, Marlins-Braves, July 3 to continue their commitment to supporting the U.S. military by playing a baseball game on an active military installment, Fort Bragg in North Carolina, for the first time ever. In fact, it’s the first time any professional sporting event will occur on an active installation unless you count … Continue reading Major League Baseball at Fort Bragg is Awesome

T-64 Into A Selfie Stick

This Is What Happens When You Turn a T-64 Into a Selfie Stick

These Ukrainian tank crewmen decided to turn their T-64 tank (a T-64BV to be exact) into a giant selfie stick. The footage they captured, set to the Rolling Stones’ Gimme Shelter is beyond awesome and makes me miss my days as a tanker. Don’t let the rust fool you—the T-64 may be old, but it can still lay down the scunion. I’d hate to be … Continue reading This Is What Happens When You Turn a T-64 Into a Selfie Stick

Sepp Blatter is a possible terrorist of the week

A ‘Merican Life: 2015 Wrapup Edition

Is it too late to do a 2015 wrapup? Yes. Has that ever stopped us before? No. Did being late stop George Washington from crossing the Delaware River or whatever? No. Because we do what we want. There’s more freedomy goodness in this post than Marsha Brady and Lassie playing fetch with whatever the American version of a boomerang is. I don’t know how you … Continue reading A ‘Merican Life: 2015 Wrapup Edition