A Message to Americans that Complain about Fireworks

I rarely tell people how to live their lives. This IS America after all. Unfortunately, I need to deviate slightly from my “live and let live” mentality to speak directly to a few of you about something important. You see, celebrating the fourth of July with fireworks is one of the most American things you can do – like standing solemnly during the National Anthem … Continue reading A Message to Americans that Complain about Fireworks

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A ‘Merican Life: 2015 Wrapup Edition

Is it too late to do a 2015 wrapup? Yes. Has that ever stopped us before? No. Did being late stop George Washington from crossing the Delaware River or whatever? No. Because we do what we want. There’s more freedomy goodness in this post than Marsha Brady and Lassie playing fetch with whatever the American version of a boomerang is. I don’t know how you … Continue reading A ‘Merican Life: 2015 Wrapup Edition